The Great Grey Owl List of Reasons you can’t be trusted.

  • You disappear into the bathroom for extended periods of time and emerge with a guilty look on your face.
  • You change what you’re wearing on a daily basis, probably to conceal your identity. Why cover anything up at all? What are you hiding?
  • You mask your scent by bathing and applying fragrances.
  • You lock doors, boxes, seal envelopes, and hide things in your pockets. Why so secretive?
  • When you sleep, you cover yourself with a blanket.