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The Great Grey Owl List of Reasons you can’t be trusted.
- You disappear into the bathroom for extended periods of time and emerge with a guilty look on your face.
- You change what you’re wearing on a daily basis, probably to conceal your identity. Why cover anything up at all? What are you hiding?
- You mask your scent by bathing and applying fragrances.
- You lock doors, boxes, seal envelopes, and hide things in your pockets. Why so secretive?
- When you sleep, you cover yourself with a blanket.